http://seiffer66.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] seiffer66.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] catastrophy 2004-08-18 11:19 am (UTC)

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(Nonsense! My shin guards make me INVINCIBLE! ...And give me +3 to CON...)

ROFL.
10 points awarded to Cat. Ya know, if you hit a million ( closing in ) You are automatically upgraded to demi-god status.

One of my favorites was on an electrical saw:
Do not try to stop blade with hands or genitals.

Also on a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor and outdoor use only. ( As opposed to what? )

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