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Is it cruel of me to sometimes use our cats for the express purpose of warming my hands, lap, or boobs?

No!!

The poor penguins! What have I done?!!

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:	Aborted Fetus
Your Favorite Target:	Penguins
Your Kill Count:	991,813,607
Your Battle Cry:	"Yo mama!"
Years You Spend in Jail:	11
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:	$271,328,403,511,813
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 59%
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Generate your Anime Style by Jena-su
Name:
Hair:	Short and brightly coloured.
Clothes:	As revealing as you can legally get away with.
Powers:	Elemental control
Special Features:	Bunny ears and tail
Sidekick:	A wise-ass little demon.
Attitude:	Cold and quiet.
Weapon:	Bow and arrows
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and alternately,

Generate your Anime Style by Jena-su
Name:
Hair:	In a style so odd, it defies all laws of physics.
Clothes:	You dress like a wanna-be magical girl.
Powers:	Summoning
Special Features:	Random tattoo(s)
Sidekick:	A wise-ass little demon.
Attitude:	Sarcastic as hell.
Weapon:	Flails (eh...they're like nunchuks)
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Figures, ne?

For those of us won't don't know what it means...

A very "special" dictionary. by lily22
Look up:
Definition:	To take a wild guess and put it in large words as to better convince the scientific community; to hypothesize.
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Ok, I promise, this is the last one!

What would your Anime life be like? by hearthlight
Name:
Gender:
Your looks:	Kitty ears and few clothes.
Your best friend:	A human looking robot.
Your powers:	No powers. Just guns.
Your beloved:	An ordinary person.
Your occupation:	Warrior for good.
Your ending:	Very, very funny.
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"Stickshifts and seatybelts
bucket seats, have all got to go
when we're driving in the car
it makes my baby seem so far!

I need... you here with me,
not way over in a bucket seat!
I need you to be here with me
not way over in a bucketseat!

But when we're driving in my Malibu,
it's easy to get right next to you
I say 'Baby, scoot over please.'
And then she's right there next to me.

I need... you here with me,
not way over in a bucket seat!
I need you to be here with me
not way over in a bucketseat!

Well, a lot of good cars... are Japanese!
Yeah, but when we're driving far,
I need my baby, I need my baby next to me!

Well, Stickshifts and seatybelts
bucket seats, have all got to go
when we're driving in the car
it makes my baby seem so far!

I need... you here with me,
not way over in a bucket seat!
I need you to be here with me
not way over in a bucketseat!"

Jeremy, come home soon.