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I have discovered a new dish to once more endear Sushu to the flesh of cow.
She has been away long in California-land in her beefless house, and will, I fear, be drawn back into the 'Pork-only' fold.
It's quite ingenius really.
You see, Jeremy and I went to a pub last night and got Cottage Pie when we struck upon a brilliant idea: If they can put lamb under a layer of mashed potatoes and bake it, why can't we do the same with beef?
*evil cackling accompanied by onimous flash of lightning and a zoom-out*
Beef. Mashed potatoes. Together! It's brilliant!
I think I'll use a recipe kind of similar to my beef stew....
perhaps with more sauce... and, dare I say it? YES, yes, I dare!
with VEGETABLES!!!
*cue blast of creepy and siezure-inducing organ music*
They said it couldn't be done, but they were WRONG! They were merely afraid, too timid, too attached to their safe and familiar recipes... they lacked the talent to handle the combined power of beef and potatoes, but I will show them! I will show them all!! They will behold the steamy goldenbrown goodness of my creation and they will tremble! They will quake with FEAR in their kitchens!! And they will know that I, IIIIIIII, am the best! The most evil, diabolical, gifted, terrifying cook EVER!!!!!!!!!!
AHH HAH HAH, AHHHH HAAH HAAH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
*choke*
*hack*
*cough cough*
*ahem*
*reaches over and calmly flips a lever so that the intimidating lightning and maniacal organ music fall quiet and the lights return to normal*
*removes her evil cook/scientist googles, apron, and oven mitts and fixes her hair*
*clears throat*
Well, now that that's out of the way, I can move on to making the list of things we need to do once Sushu gets back.
Most of them involve food in various forms, but hey.
There must be:
-A trip to Ed's Potsticker House
-Hot spot in some incarnation
-Watching of Netflix
-An exchange of pork for beef cooking technique lessons
-Getting Sushu drunk (with or without the aid of Jeremy's trusty bottle of Velvedeer) (this may also be done BYOB style)
-Plotting with the rest of the student council members, I mean JAS officers, about the coming year
-Discussion of Jeremy's ridiculous skit plan and it's "load-bearing axles"
-Tickling of the Sushu (because she makes cute noises)
-and um, the other stuff when I think of it....
I have an unusual craving for Sushu's fried rice.
Also for buttermilk pancakes, but I never quite seem to kick that one.
@#$&%^*$
I forgot to call my sister yesterday... even though I knew it was her birthday.
*grrr*
I'll blame it on this place not having its own phone.
I still haven't gotten to go swimming yet. It will happen today.
But Jeremy did help me hook up the VCR, so there will be anime!
*lots of anime dance*
Did I mention that the puppy I'm sitting jumps up on my butt whenever I get less than 3 inches away from Jeremy?
Seriously, he's worse than a chaperone at a school dance.
She has been away long in California-land in her beefless house, and will, I fear, be drawn back into the 'Pork-only' fold.
It's quite ingenius really.
You see, Jeremy and I went to a pub last night and got Cottage Pie when we struck upon a brilliant idea: If they can put lamb under a layer of mashed potatoes and bake it, why can't we do the same with beef?
*evil cackling accompanied by onimous flash of lightning and a zoom-out*
Beef. Mashed potatoes. Together! It's brilliant!
I think I'll use a recipe kind of similar to my beef stew....
perhaps with more sauce... and, dare I say it? YES, yes, I dare!
with VEGETABLES!!!
*cue blast of creepy and siezure-inducing organ music*
They said it couldn't be done, but they were WRONG! They were merely afraid, too timid, too attached to their safe and familiar recipes... they lacked the talent to handle the combined power of beef and potatoes, but I will show them! I will show them all!! They will behold the steamy goldenbrown goodness of my creation and they will tremble! They will quake with FEAR in their kitchens!! And they will know that I, IIIIIIII, am the best! The most evil, diabolical, gifted, terrifying cook EVER!!!!!!!!!!
AHH HAH HAH, AHHHH HAAH HAAH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
*choke*
*hack*
*cough cough*
*ahem*
*reaches over and calmly flips a lever so that the intimidating lightning and maniacal organ music fall quiet and the lights return to normal*
*removes her evil cook/scientist googles, apron, and oven mitts and fixes her hair*
*clears throat*
Well, now that that's out of the way, I can move on to making the list of things we need to do once Sushu gets back.
Most of them involve food in various forms, but hey.
There must be:
-A trip to Ed's Potsticker House
-Hot spot in some incarnation
-Watching of Netflix
-An exchange of pork for beef cooking technique lessons
-Getting Sushu drunk (with or without the aid of Jeremy's trusty bottle of Velvedeer) (this may also be done BYOB style)
-Plotting with the rest of the student council members, I mean JAS officers, about the coming year
-Discussion of Jeremy's ridiculous skit plan and it's "load-bearing axles"
-Tickling of the Sushu (because she makes cute noises)
-and um, the other stuff when I think of it....
I have an unusual craving for Sushu's fried rice.
Also for buttermilk pancakes, but I never quite seem to kick that one.
@#$&%^*$
I forgot to call my sister yesterday... even though I knew it was her birthday.
*grrr*
I'll blame it on this place not having its own phone.
I still haven't gotten to go swimming yet. It will happen today.
But Jeremy did help me hook up the VCR, so there will be anime!
*lots of anime dance*
Did I mention that the puppy I'm sitting jumps up on my butt whenever I get less than 3 inches away from Jeremy?
Seriously, he's worse than a chaperone at a school dance.
