Attention, my life:
Apr. 18th, 2009 01:31 pmIt's time to stop sucking.
I have to draw the line at getting worried voicemails from Poppa---a 83 year old man who could snooze on a hammock while his Navy warship did a fair imitation of the inside of a washing machine should not be furrowing his eyebrows over me. (He should be busy playing cards with other people's grandmas and running the Condo Association and doing laps at the Y because he's too stubborn and awesome to be boring and old like the other octogenarians!)
Seriously, Sushu and Jono can only bail you out so many times. And they're trying to get married, so they don't have time for your bullshit.
Kristen and Lucy are going to come visit in a couple weeks, so you've got until then to get your act together.
Love,
Me
[Edit: Actually, she's coming Friday...for some reason I thought it was a week later.]
I have to draw the line at getting worried voicemails from Poppa---a 83 year old man who could snooze on a hammock while his Navy warship did a fair imitation of the inside of a washing machine should not be furrowing his eyebrows over me. (He should be busy playing cards with other people's grandmas and running the Condo Association and doing laps at the Y because he's too stubborn and awesome to be boring and old like the other octogenarians!)
Seriously, Sushu and Jono can only bail you out so many times. And they're trying to get married, so they don't have time for your bullshit.
Kristen and Lucy are going to come visit in a couple weeks, so you've got until then to get your act together.
Love,
Me
[Edit: Actually, she's coming Friday...for some reason I thought it was a week later.]