Anime Club Officer Bio Tribute!
Oct. 19th, 2004 11:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
catastrophyThese are the three bio's that were candidates to go up on the UCJAS website:
University of Chicago student by day, All-Purpose Japanese Cat-girl by night, Catherine Davis fights for truth, love, and Japanese Cuisine. As Treasurer for the UCJAS, Catherine keeps a weather eye over the club finances, while the other officers make sure she doesn't use it to purchase bushels of shiny objects.
19 years ago, a small kitten was rescued from near-starvation in the cornfields of Indiana… and promptly sold to a sinister mad scientist for genetic experimentation. The resulting creature, crafted to maximize both cuteness and havoc-causing potential, was unleashed upon the unsuspecting University community last year. Deadly with knives, shinai, and thrown kittens, Catherine fights for love, justice, and shinies. We are hoping to harness this awesome force to manage our complicated finances, but whether the experiment will in end in success or disaster remains yet to be seen.
Cat is a mischievous and gleeful girl by day, and a Magical Girl Thief (Kamikaze Kaitou) by night. After her elaborate transformation sequence involving knee socks and a totoro backpack, she swoops about the neighborhood stealing paintings and pinching asses. She can only be stopped by the "Baato Maato" move of Tuxedo Jeremy who is a cheerful vampire and her secret school crush.
Secret? Well....
Let the record show that the three authors didn't even collaborate and they still came out this way.
If you're curious, the '19 years ago, a small kitten' one was voted the winner.
Look for its debut, along with the other officers equally obsure and hilarious bios at the JAS homepage!
我々は大正義のために！
dude, I had free time yesterday, who gave me all this new crap to do?? @_@
Damn you, Marx!
University of Chicago student by day, All-Purpose Japanese Cat-girl by night, Catherine Davis fights for truth, love, and Japanese Cuisine. As Treasurer for the UCJAS, Catherine keeps a weather eye over the club finances, while the other officers make sure she doesn't use it to purchase bushels of shiny objects.
19 years ago, a small kitten was rescued from near-starvation in the cornfields of Indiana… and promptly sold to a sinister mad scientist for genetic experimentation. The resulting creature, crafted to maximize both cuteness and havoc-causing potential, was unleashed upon the unsuspecting University community last year. Deadly with knives, shinai, and thrown kittens, Catherine fights for love, justice, and shinies. We are hoping to harness this awesome force to manage our complicated finances, but whether the experiment will in end in success or disaster remains yet to be seen.
Cat is a mischievous and gleeful girl by day, and a Magical Girl Thief (Kamikaze Kaitou) by night. After her elaborate transformation sequence involving knee socks and a totoro backpack, she swoops about the neighborhood stealing paintings and pinching asses. She can only be stopped by the "Baato Maato" move of Tuxedo Jeremy who is a cheerful vampire and her secret school crush.
Secret? Well....
Let the record show that the three authors didn't even collaborate and they still came out this way.
If you're curious, the '19 years ago, a small kitten' one was voted the winner.
Look for its debut, along with the other officers equally obsure and hilarious bios at the JAS homepage!
我々は大正義のために！
dude, I had free time yesterday, who gave me all this new crap to do?? @_@
Damn you, Marx!
