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Cat ([personal profile] catastrophy) wrote2010-11-04 11:13 pm

Disturbing similarities between babies and zombies:

Trouble with locomotion
Have a taste for human flesh
Can scream, wail, and moan but not talk
Never down for the count when you think they are
Easily avoided singly, but are deadly in groups
Where they go, screaming and gore follow

PS: Dates with bf to theatrical productions with zombies who try to eat the audience = awesome

Hehe...

[identity profile] denydiscordia.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
I LOVE THIS. Everytime I see a baby I will now equate it to a zombie!